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[–][deleted] 146 points147 points  (6 children)

"Why is everything political?" - someone who makes everything political

[–]glmox 21 points22 points  (3 children)

everything is political tbf, people who think otherwise just dont understand politics

[–]EddingtonDidNothingW 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Obviously it's true, but the only people who actually use the "everything is political" argument are huge fucking faggots who can't go on for five seconds without trying to derail whatever conversation is taking place into a political discussion.

[–]glmox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah its a v college freshman observation, its just funny to me that some people havent even figured out something that obvious

[–]dood98998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who knew?

[–]Strictlybutters 98 points99 points  (12 children)

Two years later and /r/drama is still filled with low-effort "bussy" comments

/u/SubjectandObject

No kinkshame pls

[–]Ed_ButteredToast 37 points38 points  (10 children)

But what if kinkshaming is his kink??? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

[–]Strictlybutters 15 points16 points  (3 children)

So if I am kinkshaming his kinkshaming does that make me the hypocrite?

[–]Ed_ButteredToast 5 points6 points  (2 children)

No it should be enough for you to become a r/drama mod. Top mod /u/HodortheDoorHolder become one the same way.

[–]Strictlybutters 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Thanks to you I'm finally getting the recognition i deserve

[–]Ed_ButteredToast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I respecc your hustle famalam! 💪👏

[–]_narrowsa compliant handmaiden for the patriarchy 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Loved the gigantic legal code you popped into one of your replies. Good work

[–]Ed_ButteredToast 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha :D

[–]Shangbye 2 points3 points  (3 children)

It's time to form the Kink Comity to decide what constitutes a kink. This is getting out of hand. Edit: bAd Gramz.

[–]Ed_ButteredToast 2 points3 points  (1 child)

this is getting out of hand

My pun senses are tingling.

[–]Shangbye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm too bad at making puns for this to be voluntary, sadly.

[–]giroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comity? We have higher standards than that here

[–]Strictlybutters 98 points99 points  (6 children)

In that very thread, they are pinging users from here and telling them to kill themselves. This is just disgusting and pretending like they're just in character is no excuse.

/u/VodkaBarf here is your soapbox just remember to keep yourself safe while on top of it

[–]Josiah_The_Yiddish[S] 64 points65 points  (2 children)

/u/vodkabarf, this isn't a character. We really care about your safety this much.

[–]Strictlybutters 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Earnest no meta

[–]EarnestNoMetaMight actually be retarded. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No

[–]UltrashitpostShitstirring Drama whore 43 points44 points  (1 child)

/u/vodkabarf don't kill yourself man. I'm sure you have many people that care about you, or at least your money.

[–]lewildcard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Who will speak from atop the soapbox if you're not here /u/vodkabarf ?

[–]ChipChippersonAMA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/u/VodkaBarf

[–]CultOfCuck 64 points65 points  (69 children)

We need a bot/web-scraper that counts how many times each /r/drama user has been told to kill themselves so we can reward the winner.

[–]serialflamingoBussy Baffler 28 points29 points  (60 children)

No one on /r/drama has ever told anyone to kill themselves >:(

[–]Ed_ButteredToast 33 points34 points  (51 children)

Kill yourself please! 🍒🤗💞

[–]serialflamingoBussy Baffler 58 points59 points  (39 children)

Oh dear, someone on the internet told me to kill myself so now I have to do it.

Them's the rules.

[–]Ed_ButteredToast 16 points17 points  (30 children)

Pls don't do it. We need you to keep us safe from the cancerous smugness of the average SRD poster :(

[–]SDIHTD 8 points9 points  (29 children)

Like you don't post over there under one of your alts.

[–]OldOrder 11 points12 points  (4 children)

How dare you besmirch the name of my waifu. /u/Ed_ButteredToast would never share his bussy over there.

[–]SDIHTD 6 points7 points  (3 children)

You cringelords that cyber with Ed need to stay away from me.

[–]OldOrder 8 points9 points  (2 children)

kinkshaming and rude.

[–]SDIHTD 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Weird and lonely.

[–]LadyVetinariJasonJewnova's bitch 7 points8 points  (23 children)

I love how we have alt hysteria here now

Btw I'm an Ed alt

[–]alphetasauce 10 points11 points  (14 children)

There's always been an alt hysteria. My favorite was trying to guess who was the Prince's alt.

[–]LadyVetinariJasonJewnova's bitch 8 points9 points  (13 children)

Ohhh yeah I forgot abouut Prince, I miss him tbh. And now pizzashill s gone, this sub is getting progressively more boring as time goes on. Or maybe it's just because I'm graduating 8th grade now, who can say

[–]alphetasauce 8 points9 points  (12 children)

Be the drama you wish to see in the world. I'll start. You have a stinky snatch.

[–]SDIHTD 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Honest question...why are you always not far behind when there's Ed drama?

[–]LadyVetinariJasonJewnova's bitch 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I'm literally her alt duh 🙄

[–]SDIHTD 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Was asking honestly. You're obviously not an alt.

[–]Lovemesometoasts 0 points1 point  (1 child)

do you still think of Edna when you jerk off? also, stop sperging out every chance you get, you mong. btw I miss /u/nunast

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm here, what's up?

[–]OldOrder 9 points10 points  (2 children)

You're very good at following directions. Pls sew a gold star onto your clothes as a sign of your reward

[–]serialflamingoBussy Baffler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I won't do it until I am assured that this order is coming from the top level of Gay Suicide Task Force

[–]Butch_Patterson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Eat your own pants eat your own pants eat your pants"

[–]icefourthirtythree 2 points3 points  (2 children)

R.I.P. August Ames! ;(

[–]serialflamingoBussy Baffler 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Can you follow me around explaining the jokes I make please? I worry that there are people who don't get them.

[–]icefourthirtythree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"/u/icefourthirtythree can you be less of a retard?"

That's ableist.

[–]CirqueDuFuder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be a beautiful man with a content and productive life surrounded by loved ones and hot bussy.

[–]pepperouchau 12 points13 points  (10 children)

Keep yourself dead

[–]Ed_ButteredToast 7 points8 points  (9 children)

Any tips on how to do it? 🤔

[–]Strictlybutters 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Lots of practice

[–]Ed_ButteredToast 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Hey wait a minute! That's not a tip!!!!!!!! 😡

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Come here and ill give you a tip.

[–]Ed_ButteredToast 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't tease me with a good time big boy! 😏

[–]GaymasterNacelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have your body burned by someone you trust.

[–]CultOfCuck 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Sorry mistress.

[–]serialflamingoBussy Baffler 7 points8 points  (6 children)

I'm a boy smdh.

[–]CultOfCuck 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Ah, I wasn't even certain at the time. The flair got me confused.

[–]serialflamingoBussy Baffler 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Kathleen Turner's a bigger fag than I am tbh

[–]zergling_Lestersmaller type of zerg 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Also you called yourself aunt once.

[–]serialflamingoBussy Baffler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is very much something a gay man would do.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

We need a bot/web-scraper that counts how many times each /r/drama user has been told to kill themselves so we can reward the winner.

something that has been blueballing me lately is that i've got random comment replies from time to time where the person is just saying "DO IT" because they peeped my profile and saw i was posting on suicide subreddits, but they were too limpwristed even behind a computer screen to just say the magic three words lmaoo

these guys are NERDS, i haven't been hit with a good ol "kill yourself faggot" or even just a simple "kys" in a very long time and it's making me feel neglected

[–]giroth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well you know everyone here wants you to keep yourself safe very much

[–]htmlcoderexe 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Can someone please pop my safekeeping cherry? I don't feel like a real /r/Drama member without it

[–]trjb 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Live a long and happy life with someone you care about.

[–]htmlcoderexe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/wholesomerdrama this place is getting more and more special every day

[–]TheEquimanthorn 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I'm quite high up on the leaderboard thanks to this thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7eshrf/what_do_you_do_if_you_have_a_crush_on_a_rdrama/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=user&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage

[–]CultOfCuck 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I left my vote. ;)

[–]TheEquimanthorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks mang

[–]Eternal_Mr_Bones 35 points36 points  (8 children)

While I get what you are saying, it is definitely a weird feeling to have people trolling your post history to attack you. The kind of thing that makes you wonder if you are going to find a rabbit's head in your mailbox the next morning.

/u/strugle

We don't commit mail fraud here at /r/drama.

[–]OldOrder 21 points22 points  (5 children)

The kind of thing that makes you wonder if you are going to find a rabbit's head in your mailbox the next morning.

/u/Strugle this is a baseless accusation and I for one am offended. Rabbits are adorable. If anything we would send the head of /u/zachums ugly ass pug to your mailbox.

[–]Zachums 17 points18 points  (4 children)

LMAO joke's on you, dummy. There is no such thing as an ugly pug. Have your parents look over your comments for inaccuracies before you hit that save button. 😎

[–]OldOrder 18 points19 points  (3 children)

My parents are dead. They were killed by pack of pugs. It's very tragic pls show respect.

[–]Zachums 13 points14 points  (2 children)

They probably deserved it.

[–]OldOrder 11 points12 points  (1 child)

wow vv rude boye does a heckin insult

[–]Zachums 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oWo

[–]MegaSeedsInYourBum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah we don't take part in those harey situations.

[–]ChipChippersonAMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/strugle

[–]TheButtholeOfBravery 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I counted 9 August Ames related threads on /r/drama.

We must go even futher.

[–]glmox 10 points11 points  (1 child)

if august ames threads were cum and the r/drama front page were a face...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we bukkake now!

[–]Strictlybutters 21 points22 points  (15 children)

How's your head?

/u/jew_jitsu If you can't recognize sarcasm there's no way I can believe that you are actually a jew.

[–]jew_jitsu 5 points6 points  (14 children)

I read it as sarcasm, my question was how it could be read as sexual harassment you dick, thanks for your input though.

[–]Strictlybutters 15 points16 points  (11 children)

All I ask is that you stop larping as a jew. Its offensive.

[–]jew_jitsu 5 points6 points  (10 children)

Turn your computer off, go outside, stop hating yourself man, it’s just not worth it.

[–]_narrowsa compliant handmaiden for the patriarchy 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Your name is like the Mexicans working at the Sarku Japan fast food in the mall.

[–]Justinat0r 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Sarku just opened a restaurant near me. I was shocked to see them somewhere other than inside a mall.

[–]_narrowsa compliant handmaiden for the patriarchy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The mall is in your heart, grasshopper. As the great samurai Hammurabi once said, “no inglés, lavar los platos”. Amen.

[–]lincoln1222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sarku is great as long as you stay away from their shrimp teriyaki

[–]glmox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hah! not likely

[–]SuperShake66652 4 points5 points  (4 children)

You should be gassed, tbh fam.

[–]jew_jitsu 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I think you should listen to yourself

[–]SuperShake66652 8 points9 points  (2 children)

That's the best you dug up? I have far more hypocritical and smug things than that in my comments. You're not trying hard enough.

[–]jew_jitsu 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Cos you’re not worth it. I thought that much was obvious.

[–]SuperShake66652 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're no fun, good sir. No fun at all.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Calling a man a dick? Ummm sweetie?

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[–]aGolfHipster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Holier than thou smug posting is super gay and that thread gave me AIDs. At least that dead whore died being right.

[–]Josiah_The_Yiddish[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

/u/help_us_socrates I don't know what you mean, we at /r/drama are very considerate and want to make sure everyone online is very healthy at all times; on that note, please keep yourself safe tonight.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SRD should keep itself safe tbh

[–]Hydrium 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/u/VodkaBarf No we are not, now kys.

[–]lewildcard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Absolutely disgusting people, aren't they Jeeves?" /u/ VodkaBarf says from his high horse.

[–]TheTrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go live yourself.

[–]ahbslldud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These niggas gonna get fatter than they already are from gulping down all that pasta.

[–]FrostBittenSalsa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this doesn't blow up enough to get them banned I dunno what will get the job done. Day of the can when?

[–]MooseHeckler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Git gud skrub.

[–]wow___justwow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that they are trying to trash our sub while using our memes.

Fuckin faggots.